- Left eye painful and a little swollen. :(
- BAD HAIR DAY.
- Eye bags are conquering the area under my eyes.
- Laziness killing me.
- Photo-transfer-port still couldnt work.
(4th day already leh.. dont bully me liao lei.. )
- gained 2kgs after losing 2kgs lastnight.
#$%&*^@&!!!!
- Found Ant's Gathering at the dining table.
yuck.

let something better happen okay??
grrrrrrrrrrr.
______

(in the photos for their new album)
S.H.E looked great, great, and GREAT!!~ they are SO PRETTY!!
im almost jealous.
.
.
.
alright.
I AM JEALOUS~
_____

im deciding whether i should eat that last piece of cake.
should i?
should i?
SHOULD I??
____

my house is being infested with ants again,
and i found out a marvelous way to get rid of them easily and cheaply.
:)
hohos.
No, not insecticides.
No, not a knife.
and NO, not a gun.

it's a.... BANANA!!~
:)
firstly, buy a bunch of bananas.
it's VERY cheap.
Take one of the bananas and you can have the rest of the bunch for dinner.
Unpeel that banana, and leave it somewhere that you wont step on.
afew hours later,
you will see the whole population of ants (that are living in your house)
greedily eating the banana.
so all you have to do is just pick up the banana,
and throw it out of the window.
now, the ant's home is downstairs already.
hahas.

cheeros!~
no more ants!!
____

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUKU!!~

oh yes.
it's Suku's birthday today.

... and we went to SAKAE SUSHI!!~
yea. that greenish sushi place.
( is it always greenish? or is it only greenish in tampines?? O.o )

well, im not uploading the photos today,
cos my transfer port seems to be a little sick.
it keeps rejecting the photos i feed.
:(
alright.. maybe tomorrow.

anyway, bel gave suku this 500-piece jigsaw puzzle of the
Disney Fairytale Princesses.

(1) lucky CINDERELLA
(2) the ever so famous SNOW WHITE
(3) little mermaid ARIEL
(4) beauty&thebeast BELLE
(5) aladdin's JASMINE
(6) SLEEPING BEAUTY

we were talking about who's the prettier among these fairytale princesses.
i remember when i was young, i used to think sleeping beauty is the prettiest.
know why?
because in all the storybooks i have,
the cartoon drawings of Sleeping Beauty is prettier than the others.
=X
as i grow up, then i realised that different storybooks have different pictures..
-.-

well, i still think being Sleeping Beauty is the best.
all she has to do is get borned into this world as a Princess, live till the age of 16, prick her fingers, sleep for 100 years, and
PRESTO!~
a prince kisses her.
she doesnt even have to do anything.

not fair.
why snowhite have to die first before meeting her prince?
why cinderella must do housework before dancing with the prince?
why mermaid must become mute then can be with the guy?
why jasmine must go through so much just to marry a poor guy aladdin?
why beauty must spent time with beast then the beast can become handsome??

No wonder people say life is unfair.
even fairytales portray that.
hahas.
_____

The Hungry Ghost Festival.
i guess all of you might have already noticed the smoke gathering at our playgrounds downstairs.

I think the firemen would be really busy for this whole month running from one end of singapore to the other end because of fake smoke alarms.
hahas.
it's a rare chance for those firemen to slim down.
:D

anyway, here are
Rules You Should Not Break During
the Hungry Ghost Festival:

(1) Never step on incense ashes, red candles and joss-sticks.
(2) Never get irritated by the mess of incense burnings.
(3) Switch on all the lights in your home if you dont want to risk bumping into 'them'.
(4) Never be so kiasu to sit in the front seats when watching the GeTai. - front seats are reserved for 'them'.
(5) Never pick up oranges from the street and eat them thinking that they fell from a tree.
(6) Dont pick up calls after 12 midnight.
(7) dont cry in the night- you will scare the neighbours -.-
(8) FOR TWINS/TRIPLETS- NEVER GO OUT TOGETHER WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES!!
(9) Sleep before 9pm. i shall push you to bed if i see you at msn tonight.
(10) Follow these rules.

and you know what...?
i broke Rule Number One today.
:(
im gonna avoid walking near drains and grasses for the whole month.
____

my dinner tastes wierd.
yuck.
:(
im gonna throw it away.

well, i hope it doesn't get lonely on the garbage truck..
O.o
____

Denise, Fiona and ME found another talent hidden inside us.
:)
Captured with afew other girls at the corner of our school staircase for an hour plus,
We composed this amazing poem.

The sun shining high at us
And here comes the magic school bus.
The floor is full of dust,
and the ground is green with grass.
We only have our handphones with us,
and a chair covered in rust.
Saw a cat looking up at us,
someone's showing sympathy at last.
We have not finished our main task,
the teacher looks like she's going to fuss.
The time's passing, not very fast;
we noticed each other's little scars.
Someone drew a yellow star
we wish we can go up to Mars.
Entering the school gate is a giant car
Please come save us with chocolate bars.

=D
great isn't it??
hahas. Sounds like a tonguetwister when i read it aloud.

i spent more than my pocket money today.
:(
and the worst thing about it is...
it's ALL spent on FOOD!!~

money gone and fats gained.
what a 'great' exchange.
grrrrrrrrrr.

anyways, i was late for school AGAIN.
3 times in less than 2 weeks.
-.-

i wish i could run as fast as ChickenLittle.
:)

woah~
so this is how i look like in the dark?

hahas.
i hope the ghosts are afraid of me
:)

im a happy girl today.
lalalalalalalala!!~

even the wind loves me :)

____

who says only JapaneseGirls love to wear long socks?
here's one Singaporean Grandfather who thinks long socks are hip too!~
:) hehes. sorry if he's your grandfather =X
____

RACIAL HARMONY DAY!!

me> daddy, today is racial harmony day leh.
daddy> that's why we all today shouldnt quarrel la.
me> but we all not difference race marhs. *grins* that's why we can quarrel. hehes.

daddy> -.- eat your dinner la.

hahas.
:)
this morning was a disaster.
a black cat followed me this morning.
i dodged it 3 times, and 3 times it caught up with me and blocked my way.
-.-
i managed to escape from it's claws.
*phew*

well, back to RacialHarmonyDay.
i wore a Malay Costume,
and i seriously dont know how malay women survived in traditional clothes during the olden days.
a five minute walk ended me sweating like a wet cloud already.
:(

i finally appreciate school uniforms.
now i know how cooling school uniforms are~
:)

anyways, PHOTOS~!!
bad face day :(

denise and me



Christabel and me. (after dunno-how-many-shots -.-)

Esther Chia and Esther Chua. hahas. we have the same birthday too~ :)

Cherie and me.

i love sujun's indian costume~~

Me and Suping.

Me and RuoXuan.

Finally im back in School Uniform.

Moral of the day: Learn to love your uniforms!~
hahas.
:)

____

i suspect some CrazyCreature has injected CrazybrainCells into my sister..
she thought that running around the dining table for 50 times would make her thinner.
-.-
she's running like mad now.
*laughs*

eh, im gonna try it too if it works =X
:)

anyways,
yesterday was horibble and terrible. and vegetable.
i had to swallow up 3 panadols,
which means that i consumed a total of:
1500mg Paracetamol, and
90mg Pseudoephedrine HCL

hahas.
strange drugs. strange names.
i even have trouble typing them out correctly.
O.o
_____

nothing's happening.
something's wrong.

something's happening.
everything's going wrong.

im not joking.
_____

i woke up today differently.
usually, i would wake up from the deepest corner of my dreams with the usual loud familiar 'wake-up liao!' by mummy.

instead of that, i woke up this morning to a soft pat on my shoulder and a
'hey, wake up already. it's 6.30am..'
obviously, this isnt my mum.
oh. it's my dad.

hahas. so here's the thing.
my normal waking-up time is 5.45am.
my sis heard the 'it's 6.30am' and immediately jumped out of bed and rushed to the toilet.
(she's afraid of being late -.- )

and i?
i was thinking : ''daddy sure is bluff der la....''
....... until i turned around and saw the clock.
6:32 am.

huh?????
i jumped out of bed.
the reason i was woken up late??
MUMMY OVERSLEPT!!
grrrrrrr.
she must have been playing the com till late lastnight -.-

i bathed slowly,
i tied my hair slowly,
i did everything slowly in the hope that daddy would realise that i will be late for school,
and thus give me the taxi fare.
wakaka.

:(
no.
he didnt give me the taxi fare. x(
cos it turned out that i was just in time for the last bus that reaches my school just before the gate slams at the nose of latecomers.
*phew*

:)
_______

you know what?
i feel like crying.
i want to cry out loud for as long as i can.
i've been hiding too much inside.
i dont know.

dont ask. dont say anything.
just make me laugh, will you?
___

i hope someone gives me $79.
i hope someone treats me to a cheesecake.
i hope someone tickles me so that i can tickle back.
i hope someone offers to do my homework for me.
i hope someone kisses my blog. =X
i hope someone tell me that im tall~
i hope someone invents a webcam that grows candyfloss.
i hope someone kicks the door and injure himself.
*wakaka*

i hope something happens
so that i have something to rant/cheer/laugh about.

*yawns*
i hate everyone who have something to blog.
____

i wonder if anyone in this world would invent a
SOLAR-POWER TORCH?
(*only if got sunlight then can switch on der torchlight)


hohos.
stupid inventor.
____

(* i spent afew hours uploading all the pictures to blogger. appreciate them hor!! hahas. )

yesterday was INCREDIBLE.
love it.
:)


i couldnt decide what to wear at first.
this?
or this? ( my arms are usually flabby)
or....
hmms. i decided on a blue-striped top.
and a black mini. hahas.
went out with Alex and Lynard in the afternoon. i love going out with handsome hunks.
Alex is one.
=X
but they asked me for $5.20 to buy ciggarettes.
forget it. i dont like guys who take money from girls.
especially when it's to buy something affordable like ciggarettes.
-.-

met up with fiona and bel at mrt station,
and i was like
'OMG.. two babes walking towards me. '..
hahas.
im still short beside them although i wore highheels.
:(

the bus queue was super long.
but we managed to get up the first bus that came along.
bel was hyper.
fiona and i exchanged wierd looks.
hahas.
i was tormented by bel for ages before we finally reach Simei Ite.
*phew*

wow~ looks more like a hotel than a ITE.
well, met up ben, guohao and bel's friend Jac there.
ben and guohao left after afew minutes sitting in the auditorium though.
wasted the ticket.

anyway, the show was so boring that we went to camwhore in the toilet.



















it's a goodthing we didnt left, because the drama show was damn nice!!
love it loads.

bel went crazy over the drama show.
hahas.
after the drama show we went camwhoring again and fiona videoed bel jumping around, laughing, and being crazy in the toilet. i hope we can upload it into YouTube.
=X

hahas.
anyways, after the show ended, everyone crowded at level one and took photos again.
there are loads and loads of babes and hunks around.
plain girls in school become pretty babes,
and guys become hunks.

wow. dressing up and make-up sure does wonders.
hahas.
fiona and i didnt want to leave immediately after the show though.
we wanted to go home as late as possible.
=X

we spotted a kitten, SO SMALL near the drain area and it keeps following us.
cute!! but im afraid of it when it comes towards me.
hahas.
we played for it awhile before putting it back.
we couldnt bring it back with us.
it's too small~

anyways, me and fio had a Macdonalds Supper at whitesands
:) yum yum yummy yummy yum!~

hahas.
i reached home around midnight.
Daddy was my Hero!!
he went downstairs to bring me up cause he knows that im afraid of the dark.
:)

mummy bought supper for me cause she knew i had dinner early.
a NICE welcome home.

hahas. was tired so slept early before the double-supper even digested half.
-.-

so now im back to SquareOne.
without makeup, small baggy-eyes, and flawful skin.
:(

i want to dress up again!!~
=X
______

im eating chocolates.
ENVY ME~

x)

omg.
i cannot believe that i did something so stupid.

i itchy-hand,
anyhow click,
then deleted all my tagboard's messages except for the newest 100.
:(
awww~

its all the Lizard's fault.
it has been harassing me since afew days ago.

Day one: it first appeared at the wall beside my bed. of course i dare not sleep cos the lizard might tickle me while im having sweetdreams. i banged on the toilet door and asked daddy to capture it.. well, i guess it's a clever lizard, ... because it disappeared.

Day two: it appeared at the wall next to my study table. i was busy so i ignored it. the lizard felt bored and decided to leave.

Day three part one: it appeared at the corner of the toilet, and then vanished. i realise that it loves playing hide-and-seek.

Day three part two: a baby lizard spotted on the floor right in front of the toilet door.
Freaked me out cos it looked injured. i swear i wasnt the one who stepped on that lizard. i asked daddy to take it away while i ran to hide in my room. i cant stand the horrifying sight.

Day four: i thought it was gone. today, it appeared again. daddy's not around. HELP!!!~



im going to sue the lizard for non-stop harrassment.
im gonna add 'lizards' into my long list of phobias.
i will.
____

Daz Simpson- Teenage life
(click to view video)

lyrics: (extracted only some)

What did you learn at school today?
That's what the teachers used to say
But they don't know
Don't understand, do they?
Why do they always give advice
Saying "Just be nice, always think twice"
When it's been a
long time since they had a teenage life
.
.
.
.
.
Hoping that those days would go on and on forever
Every day something new
Just friends running together
But suddenly school ends
Your teenage life gone
All your mates are growing up now
They're moving on
And now I'm looking back
I'll tell you what I know
Do you listen to your teacher?
No I don't think so

~

i dont feel like growing up already :(
im gonna miss my teenage life when i turn 21..
which is 5 years later..
5 years very fast one leh.. :(

___

despite being super-sleepy yesterday,
i went to visit Janny and ZhiHao, who were situated almost at the other end of singapore.
Zero hunks spotted on the mrt though.
:(

anyway, Janny and ZhiHao.
well, im bias.
guess which one i like more~? hehes.

hahas.
i like zhihao more.
Janny is too cunning liao.
Zhihao more innocent.
hees.
anyway, 2 things happened yesterday which made me like ZhiHao even more..

Firstly, his mother bought
FERRERO ROCHER
for us!!!!!~

yums!! i love chocolates. especially expensive types =D
*hints*
hahas.

Secondly, while we were in the lift,
his mum decided to tease him.
she placed her hand near the lift-door, and
Zhihao immediately ran towards her,
took of her hands and said:
''Cannot Mummy, Cannot Mummy."
he was trying to protect his mum!!~
so sweet~~
after that, he held his mother's hand all the way till we reached our storey.
SO SO SO SWEET!!~
i love this kind of kids.

if i had a child like this, i would pamper him to bits.
:)

hahas.
anyways, these photos below are for all the people who hated seeing my face~
yoohoo =D

____

sern wern played with fire during chemistry lesson.
(putting his hands in the fire without getting burnt)

nexttime if you are looking for a fireman,
find him.

He is a Super-FireMan.
=D

i am teacher.
im going to teach you something today..
wakaka~
:)

How to know if your Fortune Teller
CANNOT MAKE IT:

1. he can only predict yesterday's 4D numbers.
2. before he reads your palm, he asks whether your palm is in english or chinese.
3. his set of tarot cards has an 'old maid' card.
(*old maid is a cardgame)
4. he can only read your mind if it's in braille
( i dont know what is 'braille' either =X )
5. when he makes a prediction, his parrot keeps rolling his eyes and making 'tsk' noises.
6. he could not predict that you have no money to pay him.
7. his crystal ball has 3 finger holes.
(*bowling ball. get it? )

hahas. extracted from an old issue of 8 days.
lame hor?
:)
__

** im pissed when people SECRETLY take my treasured-things and use them without my permission. ESPECIALLY when she knows that the gift is from one of my ex.
:(
__

it's a small world.

in 20 minutes,
i saw 3 funerals.
-.-

One at my house downstairs,
another one on the way to school,
and another one near my school.

why wasnt it fifty-dollar notes instead of funerals??
:(
____

:( yawns~
there's totally nothing to do on daddy's computer.
im gonna pester him tonight to repair my computer.
I WILL MAKE SURE HE SAYS OKAY.

i've wandered around in:
1. blogger.com - i've blogged 3 times today~
2. blogskins.com - nothing to do there
3. youtube.com
4. baidu.com - no nice new songs
5. neopets.com - i just took a glance. hahas.
6. loads of blogs - i only chose the interesting ones.
7. my blog
8. haloscan.com - to reply comments
9. photobucket.com
10. stomp.com.sg - patiently read longggg posts~
11. friendster.com
12. technorati.com
13. sitemeter.com
14. blahblah - this was added so that i dont end at unlucky13~

oh no.
im becoming a geek.
im spending my whole afternoon infront of the computer.

grrrrr..
it's all mum's fault.
she told me something about ghosts justnow on the phone.
( aaahhh!!! im alone at home leh!!!! )
i dare not leave my chair now.

:(
im not going to pick up the telephone if it rings~
____

this.
is extremely childish.



it was a malaysian school girls fight.
wahlao.
the only thing in my head when i watch this video was:
CHILDISH CHILDISH and CHILDISH.

how old are they?
- they look like primary school kids to me.

their dressing?
- geeks. look at their longggg skirts. ha-ha.

their voices?
- they think it's SO cool to shout the same words over and over again at the top of their voices.

please la. AMATEURS.
i want to HA-HA at those girls.

click here after you've seen that video.
~


___

my computer is bad today.
after half an hour, i still could not convince it to connect to the internet.
:(
so now, here i am,
using daddy's computer together with his hard-to-control mouse and wierd keyboard.
hey......?
i just found one new button on daddy's mouse and it can work wonders that my mouse cant..
hohos. great discovery.
Bet even my daddy doesnt know anything about this button.
:)

alright. that's not the main point of this entry..
i wonder if the Shoes Town are targeting at me this week.
in just one week, i've broken THREE of my shoes.

1. monday- i broke my favourite white highheels strap.
2. tuesday- i broke my another pair of white highheels.
3. today!!! - i broke the strap of my slippers.

awww~ the dustbin earned 3 of my shoes- free.
:(
___

(* pics from deviantart.)
CUTE!!~

Awwwww :(

cute, but sad. it's a goodthing i dont eat beef.
*phew*
_____

omg.
i viewed xiaxue's blog justnow,
and this thing SCARED ME OUT.

wo!!~
super-high and superduper-steep!!
i wouldn't play it even if you pay me a million dollars~
(actually......maybe i would. =X hahas.. $1000000 leh!! of course want la )

i wonder if anyone died of heartattack on that rollercoaster~
O.o
____

over packets of chicken rice,
joanne and me had this conversation:

~it was something like this. actual words forgotten.

joanne: jason will become a snail
in his next life.
esther: why? *munch munch*
joanne: because he picked up an innocent snail and threw it out of the school fence.
esther: hahas. Karma.
(pause)
esther: maybe the snail had wanted to get out of the school for a hundred years liao leh? then jason is counted as saving the snail leh. according to karma, he will get saved by the snail in his next life.
heehees.
joanne: =.=

hahas.
so nextime we if rob a man,
we should not feel guilty about it.
because maybe the man had too much money, then want to spend all the money but cannot spent finish..
So, when we rob him,
he would feel very reliefed.

it means that WE HELPED HIM delete away his worries!
:)
hahas. then in my nextlife he would repay me with a billion dollars for my kind deed..
yay!!~
then i would buy a big bungalow with a big swimming pool and a big bed and a pretty car and .......~

tata ~
im looking forward to my next life liaos.. hohos.


joanne: *knocks my head* wake up la !!~
:(
____

ouch.
im having a great headache. and my teeth hurts.
:(
im irritated.

i think some little invisible dwarfs are hammering my head and my teeth.
im gonna arrest them someday.
___

here's something to prove to you guys that IM TALENTED:

evidence No.1 - im talented in art
see the ARTPIECE that fiona and me create during physics lesson today:
see it closely and detailedly~ :) (*click on picture to view larger size)

evidence No.2 - im talented in catching suns
see the great photograph i took of the hiding sun:

evidence No.3 - im talented in discovering windows
im the first to find a trapezium 'window' in our school !!~ hahas.. are you finally convinced that I AM TALENTED ??~
=X

im happy :)
for the time-being.

i was in a bad mood for almost the whole day,
and please dont ask me why.
experiments proved that it was just the normal moodswings..

grrrr..
i screamed, i shouted.
now my throat is sore and hunger is punishing me.
:(

hmmms..
alright, here are some pictures i took yesterday.
:)

can you recognise which is picture is taken

1. in school,
2. in the taxi,
3. at suntec,
4. back home,
5. before i sleep?

hees. have a nice time guessing !!~
____

that day someone was asking me how old my mum is.
i forgot who asked.
i just remembered someone did ask.

alright,
after some calculations,
i came out with this theory that if i get married at the age of 20,
my mother would become a grandmother even before she turns 45.
(awww. i've never heard of a grandmother who is 45 years old)

and then, if my children gives birth at the age of 20 too,
mum would become great-grandmother before she turns 65.

and if my grandchildren also gave birth at the age of 20,
mum would become great-great-grandmother before she turns 85.

:(
Mum would feel old leh.
hmms. i better be a fillial daughter.
I SHALL MARRY LATE.
and then, she will only become grandmother when she gets 58.
yoohoo ~


hahas.
what a great excuse to marry late.
:) i have many more years to choose a groom.
___

My sister had been pestering me to take a photo of this poster because she thinks the cigarette looks cute and the smoke looks funny.

-.-
actually, i dont find anything cute or funny about this poster leh.

hahas..
well, let me tell you about the 'adventure' that went into taking this picture.
you see, this poster is stuck high up with scotch-tape or maybe blutack on one of the coffeeshop's pillar.

and..
the pillar is around the middle of the coffeeshop.
So in order to take a nice picture of this poster, i had to stand in the middle of a busy coffeeshop,
look around, pretend that im smsing and then conveniently aim the hp camera at the poster, and ... SNAP.

it is SO OBVIOUS that im trying to take a photo of that stupid poster.
see how much humilation i suffered just to take one photo that my sister wants??
NOW, you all cannot say im not good to my sis liao hors~
hahas.

:)
im certified a good sister~
___

hahas..
nothing actually~
just itchy-hand.
:)

EXCLUSIVE.
RARE.
and
MAYBE NEVER AGAIN.
err.. definitely never again ~!!

hahas..
UNEDITED photos of me sleeping with wet hair -.-
oh. so the wet hair was the thing that made me look hideous in these photos??
awwww :(

i was debating to myself whether to post this photo up because the 'pose' was WIERD !! i have never seen anyone sleeping like this -.-now you know how much eyebags i really had.. *crys*
Now i finally know how funny i look like when i sleep..
i will never sleep infront of cute hunks anymore.
:(

fiona had suggested for me to put up unedited pictures of me doing funny things, but i realised that my funnyfaces are 10 times even uglier than
my already-cannot-make-it sleeping faces.
hahas.

aiya.. i think this post has chased away most all of my suitors already leh..
how????
:(

you are a nice girl/boy if you didnt exit my blog upon seeing those faces..
HUGS you !!~
:) hahas..
all shall be rewarded with one bag of golden coins~
(*when i become king one day...)

im still thinking whether i want to publish this post..
hmmms.
alright.. *finally clicks PUBLISH POST*
____